Skoolman's one an only webshite

This webpage is the absolute DADDY!!!!
Sorry about the ridiculously large banner at the top of the page, but I can't complain been as this is free webspace. Feel like yacking to honest, well wont be long now till my media powers take over the world, you get me?
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Just saw a rat attack a wood pidgeon outside! can't be happy with that. Stinkin little ratus ratus.